WE WON THE FREAKIN’ HOUSE! WE WON THE FREAKIN’ SENATE!
Maybe if I whisper this to myself every hour for the next week, it’ll start to feel like a reality.
Colbert gets hysterical:
Tomorrow, you’re all gonna wake up in a Brave New World, a world where the Constitution gets trampled by an army of terrorist clones, created in a stem cell research lab run by homosexual doctors, who sterilize their instruments over burning American flags. Where tax-and-spend Democrats take all your hard-earned money and use it to buy electric cars for National Public Radio, and teach evolution to illegal immigrants.
