Erudite mental commentary: ‘I should tell my nose to fuck off.’
Geeky linguistic mental commentary: ‘Is such a sentence possible in languages which contrast alienable and inalienable possession?’
And in case you were wondering: Gravity > Claritin. (I don’t know the precise magnitude of the acceleration due to Claritin, but I’m estimating it to be around 3.2 m/s2. Pitiful.)

